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Thank you for being a friend
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Traveled down the road
and back again
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Your heart is true
You're a pal and a confidante
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And if you threw a party
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Invited everyone you knew
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You would see
the biggest gift would be from me
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And the card attached would say
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Thank you for being a friend
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Oh, great, great, wonderful!
My daughter is lost!
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I'm just terrible at giving directions!
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- I gave Kate the directions over the phone.
- And who are you, Rand McNally?
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You couldn't make a mistake?
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Shall I set this down someplace?
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No, Rose, go to the corner
and open a stand!
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- Dorothy...
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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It's just that I'm so anxious about
meeting this guy that Kate's bringing.
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Do you think it's serious?
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Well, they've been together now
for six months.
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That's the longest she's been interested
in any man since Paul McCartney.
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Kate dated Paul McCartney?
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Yes, Rose.
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They wanted to get engaged,
but I insisted that she finish grade school.
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Do you know anything about
this boy's family background?
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- All I know is that he's a doctor.
- A doctor!
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The heck with his background!
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Do you have any idea
how much a doctor makes these days?
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No, I really don't care
what he does for a living.
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I mean, the important thing is
that he and Kate have a good relationship.
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(doorbell
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'Course if they happen to get married,
I will shout from every rooftop in Miami,
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"My son-in-law's a doctor!"
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- Hi, Mom!
- Oh, baby!
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Oh, it is so good to see you!
Oh, look everybody, look who's here!
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- You look glorious!
- Where is he? Where's your doctor?
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Dennis is at a seminar.
I'll bring him by tomorrow.
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- I can't find my culottes!
- Grandma, you look sensational!
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Relax, relax, you're already in the will!
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Before anyone does anything,
I have a big announcement to make.
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As my mother has undoubtedly
already told you and the rest of Miami,
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for the past six months, I've been
seeing a doctor named Dennis.
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That's your big announcement?
You call your doctor by his first name?
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Ma, Ma, he's her boyfriend.
He just happens to be a doctor, OK?
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Fine! What's the point?
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The day after tomorrow,
Dennis and I are flying to the Bahamas
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- and we're getting married.
- Oh, that's terrific!
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- Oh! That's so exciting!
- Oh, I can't, I can't believe it!
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Oh, I am so happy!
My daughter is marrying a doctor!
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In the Bahamas.
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- You are getting married in the Bahamas?
- This is fabulous.
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I always wanted to go to the Bahamas!
Now where the hell are my culottes?
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Oh, Kate, Kate, honey, I have always
dreamed of giving you a wedding!
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Ever since I had your overbite fixed.
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Don't you think it would be awkward,
with you and Dad not talking?
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Now just a minute! I am not the one who
ran off to Maui with someone half my age
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and twice my bra size!
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You see what I mean? That's why
we're getting married in the Bahamas.
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You are not getting married
on an island by a priest
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wearing clam diggers
and a Harry Belafonte shirt!
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You'll get married right here in Miami.
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Kate, I could put together
a lovely reception here at the house.
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And I could take care of the catering!
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I have always dreamed
of wearing a long, white gown
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and marching down the aisle
on my father's arm.
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Who said anything
about inviting your father?
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It wouldn't be much of a wedding
without both of my parents there.
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Even if we got live doves?
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- Mother!
- Oh, all right, honey.
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Your wedding day should be
the most beautiful day of your life.
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And if you want to invite your father,
I'm willing to keep the peace.
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- Promise?
- Promise.
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Then it's settled. Now call your father
and tell the dirt bag he can come.
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Forget it, Mom.
I can just as easily limbo down the aisle.
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Relax honey. I just want to get it
all out of my system before he gets here.
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- Now go ahead, call him.
- I'll call him. You talk to him.
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All right. If I can get
through an entire wedding with him,
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I should be able to handle
a simple phone conversation
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with that yellow-bellied sleazeball!
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Hello, Stan? Dorothy...
Dorothy Zbornak...
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The one who gave you
the best years of her thighs.
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Yes, I'm fine, fine...
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Yeah, it has been a long time.
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Yeah, well, you know, after two years,
I figured you weren't coming back.
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I'll tell you the reason I'm calling you -
Kate is getting married.
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Yes, married...
Yes, yes, in a few days,
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and I'm giving her a little wedding
here in Miami and I wanted to invite you.
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Can you come?
You can? Great.
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Oh, Chrissy can't, oh...
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Oh, I'm so sorry...
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Oh, really? No, I didn't know that
could happen from a tanning machine.
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Oh, she'll be thrilled to see you too!
She's standing right here. Hold on.
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- Dorothy, you were magnificent!
- You certainly were! How
did you do it?
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I just kept telling myself
that once he was here,
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he'd be close enough to kill.
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I can't believe Stan has the nerve
to show his face at this wedding!
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The man has a right to see his daughter
get married!
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- I never should have called him.
- You never should have married him!
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- Hi, hi, hi!
- Oh, hi, Blanche.
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Are my little wedding elves
still busy packing their tiny bundles?
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Wedding elves.
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It's that cheap hair dye she uses.
It finally ate through!
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- No, we're doing fine, Blanche.
- Oh, no, honey!
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- You're using too much rice!
- Fine! This elf quits!
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I never understood why people
throw rice at weddings anyway.
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Because tomatoes leave stains.
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Could I talk to you two ladies
in the living room, please?
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I have some very distressing news.
Sophia's been pilfering cheese balls.
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What?
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This morning, I made 48 cheese balls.
There are now 26.
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24!
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Hi, Mom!
Mom, this is...
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Don't tell me! Don't tell me!
It's Dennis! Oh, my God, he's beautiful!
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- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Oh, flowers!
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Oh, my! You know, your father used to
bring me tulips every time we had a fight.
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Toward the end, our place looked like
Easter in Rotterdam.
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It's good to see that you're not bitter.
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Everybody, I'd like you to meet
my future son-in-law.
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This is Dennis, the gorgeous doctor!
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Dennis, I'd like you to meet
my best friends. This is Rose.
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- Hello, Rose.
- That's Blanche.
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How do you do?
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And that's Sophia.
That's Kate's grandma.
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You got your stethoscope?
I wouldn't mind a freebie!
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Grandma, Dennis doesn't have
a stethoscope.
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Of course not.
He's on vacation!
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That's not what I mean -
Dennis is a podiatrist.
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Oh, oh, a foot doctor.
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Ah, why don't we all sit down.
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- Not there, not there.
- Oh...
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Well, a podiatrist.
Well, that's a very fascinating profession.
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Tell me, Dennis, approximately how
many feet do you see in a week?
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Between my partners and me,
we see quite a few.
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- Oh, it's a partnership.
- Have you ever met Dr. Scholl?
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Let's get to the point!
What do you take home a week?
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Ma!
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It's all right, I understand.
Sophia, I am crazy about Kate
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and I promise you
she will never want for anything.
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Oh!
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I told you he was special.
Do you think Dad'll like him?
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Of course!
As long as he stays young and firm.
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Oh, Dennis, it's going to be a pleasure
welcoming you into our little family!
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And I just hope that you and Kate
have all the happiness in the world!
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Me too. And maybe one of your children
will be a real doctor!
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(doorbell
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Hi, it was really...
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(doorbell
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Dorothy, it's Stan.
Didn't you recognize me?
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Of course I recognized you. That's why
I slammed the door in your face.
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- Still the jokester, huh?
- Yes.
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And speaking of jokes, Stan,
that is some toupee you've got.
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- Oh.
- Oh, Rose.
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I'd like you to meet my ex-husband,
Stan Zbornak.
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- Hello.
- And this is his hair.
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It's a pleasure to meet you both.
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Hello. Who invited Donny Osmond?
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- Ma, this is Stan.
- Hello, Sophia.
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It's the hair.
It makes me look different.
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- It makes you look stupid.
- Oh, hello there.
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Stan, I'd like you to meet
my friend Blanche.
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Charmed.
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- Daddy?
- Oh.
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- Oh.
- Hello, princess!
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- Oh, you look absolutely beautiful!
- I'm so glad you're here!
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- Thank you for coming.
- Don't thank me. Thank your mother.
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There aren't too many women around
who could swallow their pride
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after what went down between us.
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You're awesome, babe.
Absolutely awesome.
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Shh!
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We better get to the church.
Don't you think so?
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- Yeah.
- Uh...
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Grandma, why don't you
come with me and Daddy.
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Come on, Sophia. It'll be fun.
We can catch up with old times.
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No, we can't.
I had a stroke.
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Luckily, my memories of you
were wiped out!
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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Dorothy, are you all right?
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Oh, she's a trouper. She'll be fine.
Won't you, Dorothy?
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Not until I taste his blood!
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Now, you don't mean that.
I want you to take a deep breath
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and think pleasant thoughts.
Come on, now. One, two, three.
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I'm not going!
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Dorothy!
Your daughter's getting married!
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I cannot be in the same room with him!
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I know I'll do something crazy
and just ruin the whole wedding!
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Blanche and I'll be right beside you.
Nothing can happen.
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- I cannot do it!
- All right! I've heard enough!
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We are talking about your daughter's
wedding, Dorothy Zbornak!
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Now you get on your feet,
get out that door! March!
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Oh, all right.
All right, I'm going.
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But if anything awful happens,
it's on your heads!
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Oh, she's really upset.
We better keep an eye on her.
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You're right. We better stick to her
like a tight shirt on a sweaty farmhand!
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You know the type, with the big biceps
and the hairy chest,
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just glistening in the hot sun...
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I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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- Dorothy.
- Oh, Dorothy! Oh, that's right!
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I'm not saying this
because she is my daughter,
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but she was the best Abraham Lincoln
the third grade ever saw.
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No, when she freed the second grade,
there was not a dry eye in the house.
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Somehow I just can't picture Kate
as Abraham Lincoln.
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Oh, Stan, do me a favor? Take off your hair
and hold it up to Kate's chin.
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- Mother, you promised!
- I know, I know. Just ignore me, Stan.
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It should be easy.
You've had plenty of practice.
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Princess, before I forget,
I want to invite you and Dennis
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to come spend some time with Chrissy
and me in our new house in Maui.
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- That sounds great!
- Yeah, yeah, it's primo!
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Listen, I have some pictures.
Take a look at that stretch of beach, huh?
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That's our house.
That's Chrissy on a new Hobie Cat.
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That's Chrissy in a hot tub.
That's me and Chrissy at a luau.
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Is she the one
with the apple in her mouth?
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Ma!
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You know, she looks pretty good
for being in the ground for two hours.
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- Rose, Rose, what are you doing?
- Watching the cheese balls.
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- You're supposed to be watching Dorothy!
- I was watching Dorothy!
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But every time I watch her,
Sophia eats a cheese ball.
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Honey, let her have the darn cheese balls.
Nobody else wants them!
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- Cheese ball, Father?
- Oh, yes, thank you very much.
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Now I know what I'm giving up for Lent!
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Stanley, would you be a dear
and get me some champagne?
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It's always a pleasure to get a drink
for an attractive woman.
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I'll get one for you too, Dorothy.
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Would you excuse us?
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Have you ever met a man who knows
how to push all your buttons?
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Just once.
He was a cabana boy in Pensacola.
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I am never going to get through this.
I just hate him too much.
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- I know I'm gonna do something crazy!
- You just simmer down, missy.
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Sit down here.
I want to talk to you, Dorothy.
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Listen, I know this isn't easy for you, so...
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I'm gonna let you in on a sorority
secret that was passed on to me
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at Miss MacGyver's Finishing School.
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Now, whenever you feel you're about
to lose control,
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just take my hand
and give it a little squeeze.
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I guarantee you'll feel 100% better.
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And that's the big secret?
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Oh, no! The big secret was
that Miss MacGyver and Miss McKinney
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were sharing a one-bedroom apartment
off campus.
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Oh, will you...
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Here you go, ladies. Dorothy,
would you like some hors d'oeuvres?
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- No, thank you, Stan.
- Blanche, would you care for something?
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Doesn't look like you're fighting
the battle of the bulge.
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Oh, ow, ow.
No, thank you, Stan.
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Well, then, I'd like to make a toast.
Your attention please, everybody.
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To my son-in-law and my daughter -
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may she be as happy with her
new life mate as I am with mine.
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Hear, hear!
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Blanche, don't you think it's time
we cut the cake?
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Oh, yes, I do, Rose!
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Who invited the priest? You know
I can't cut loose with a priest around.
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Sophia, he happens to be a very nice man.
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He gives me the creeps.
He's been following me.
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They always follow the old people.
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It's like parking tickets.
They got a last rites quota.
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Sophia, there you are.
I've been looking all over for you.
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Buzz off, Padre.
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- Rose, where's Dorothy?
- I don't know. She was here a minute ago.
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh, my God!
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- Give me that knife!
- What are you doing?
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I can't let you go through with this!
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Do you want to spend the rest of your life
rotting away in some disgusting jail cell,
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bribing screws for cigarettes
and toilet paper?
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Rose, in Miami, it is not a felony
to cut the wedding cake!
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Cut the wedd...
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Oh, I thought you were gonna stab Stan.
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Don't be ridiculous!
Do you honestly believe
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I would stab Stan
at my own daughter's wedding?
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- Oh, no, I guess not.
- Well, of course not!
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I would wait until after the wedding.
There are too many witnesses.
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No, no!
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- Kidding...
- Oh, don't do that to me!
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- What are you doing?
- I just want to be by myself for awhile.
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- It's time to throw rice at the kids.
- I don't think I can go back out there.
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- You're acting like a jerk.
- Thanks, Ma. Thanks.
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That really makes me feel a lot better.
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Don't get smart with your mother!
Listen, Dorothy, I love you dearly,
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but you're not the first woman
to be dumped by her husband.
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Oh, Ma, Ma, it's not what he did.
I mean, I've learned to live with that.
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It's the way he did it.
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The least he could have done
was tell me to my face.
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If you're so angry with him, tell him.
You don't have to kill him.
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I know. But I want to.
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Dorothy, anger is a lot like
a piece of shredded wheat
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caught under your dentures.
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If you leave it there, you get a blister
and you gotta eat Jell-O all week.
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If you get rid of it, the sore heals,
and you feel better.
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Anger is like a piece of shredded wheat?
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You want poetry,
you listen to Neil Diamond.
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You want good advice?
You listen to your mother.
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Maybe you're right.
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Of course I'm right.
You think I got this old by being stupid?
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You know, you're the greatest mother
in the world.
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Tell me something I don't know.
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(overlapping chatter
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Well, Mother, I guess this is it.
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Goodbye, sweetheart!
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Now listen,
you be a good wife, you hear?
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Be his friend, be his lover.
Don't be his slave.
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Mom, Mom, we'll talk when I get back.
Thank you for everything.
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- I love you.
- Oh, I love you too.
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And I love you too, Dennis!
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Goodbye, Dorothy.
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Listen, don't take any guff from her,
you hear? But take good care of her.
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Because if you don't,
I'll kill you, you know that.
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Oh, OK, everybody out!
Goodbye, out!
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Goodbye!
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- Bye!
- Be happy! Be happy!
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I really...
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Dorothy, it was great.
Thanks for the hospitality.
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- Sophia, girls, take care.
- Oh, Stan, just a minute.
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I'd like to talk to you.
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Well, sure, OK.
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Let's go where we can have some privacy.
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Have a seat.
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What can I do for you?
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The first thing you can do
is get rid of that ridiculous toupee.
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I want to speak to the bald guy
who left me.
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Ow! What's the matter with you?
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- You walked out on me, Stanley Zbornak!
- Now I know why.
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You walked out on me and you didn't have
the decency to tell me you were leaving.
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I heard it from some lawyer
over the telephone.
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A stranger, Stanley, a total stranger,
told me that my marriage was over.
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- Dorothy, look, things happened.
- Things happened?
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You're damn right things happened.
38 years happened.
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38 years of sharing and crying
and dreaming and fighting
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and loving and children and diapers
and school plays and Little League.
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And worrying if you'd get through
your gallbladder surgery.
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And wondering if I'd get through another
Sunday dinner at your mother's house.
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And the lean years,
when the business failed.
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And the good years,
and the happy Christmases.
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All those things happened.
And because they happened,
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I deserved better than a stinking phone call
from my husband's legal representative.
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You had a choice
and you took the easy way out.
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And it was a rotten thing to do!
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But now you're here in front of me
and you can't run away.
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And I finally get to have
what you tried to cheat me out of.
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I finally get to say goodbye, Stanley.
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- Look, Dorothy, we...
- I said goodbye, Stanley.
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Honey, we just saw Stanley leaving.
Are you all right?
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- I'm fine.
- I wouldn't be fine!
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I don't know what I'd have done
if Charlie had suddenly paid a visit!
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He's dead!
You would have fainted!
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Are you...
Are you really all right?
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I'm feeling a little better.
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And tomorrow
you're gonna feel a lot better.
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And the next day, maybe better still.
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- And the next day, maybe...
- That's right, Dorothy.
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And then one day, Stanley's gonna be
out of your life completely.
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Not completely.
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There will always be a little part of him
that stays with me.
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Of course, Dorothy. After 38 years,
there are always bound to be
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- some memories that stay with you.
- I wasn't talking about memories.
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I was talking about this.
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