PRATICANDO EFEITO COTONETE 2

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[PRATICANDO EFEITO COTONETE 2] 
 
STEP 1 EFEITO COTONETE 
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LITTLE BOY: Teddy... teddy? Teddy? 
TEDDY: Hug me! You’re my best friend John. 
LITTLE BOY: Did you... did you just talk...? 
TEDDY: Don’t look so surprised, you’re the one who wished for it, aren’t you? 
LITTLE BOY: yeah...I did wish for it. 
TEDDY: Well, here I am... 
LITTLE BOY: You mean...we get to be best friends for real? 
TEDDY: For...real. 
LITTLE BOY: Forever and ever? 
TEDDY: Sounds good to me. 
NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world. And he 
couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news… 
LITTLE BOY: mom...dad...guess what, my teddy bear’s alive 
MOMMY: Really...Oh isn’t that exciting? 
LITTLE BOY: No mom, he’s really alive, look... 
TEDDY: Merry Christmas, everybody. 
DADDY: Jesus H Fuck... 
TEDDY: Let’s all be best friends. 
MOMMY: Oh my god. 
DADDY: Get away from that thing, get over here right now. 
LITTLE BOY: But dad... 
DADDY: GET OVER HERE! 
MOMMY: LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER, COME HERE. 
DADDY: Helen, get my gun. 
LITTLE BOY: Dad...no... 
 
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TEDDY: Is it a hugging gun? 
DADDY: Helen, get my gun and call the police 
TEDDY: I’m sorry Mr. Bennet, I didn’t mean to scare anybody. I just wanted 
John and I to be friends. 
LITTLE BOY: Yeah, dad, I made a wish last night that teddy was alive, and my 
wish came true. 
MOMMY: Oh God, it’s a miracle… it’s a Christmas miracle. You’re just like the 
baby Jesus. 
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Joey: And I’m still right! 
Monica: That is sooo not true! 
Rachel: What? 
Joey: She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s 
wearing her old lady underpants. 
Chandler: I can check that for ya. 
Monica: I just—I can’t believe that you think that you and Chandler know me 
and Rachel better than we know you. 
Chandler: Well… we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers. 
Joey: Yeah, what’s that about? 
Chandler: And you… Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel’s bag you will find a 
half-eaten box of cookies in there. 
Ross: You’re good. These are not. 
Rachel: I’m so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop. 
 
 
 
 
 
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#3 
MAN1: Hey I just caught a glimpse of our pilot, and he looks exactly like Sully. I-I 
think it is Sully. 
MAN2: I think that's a woman. 
MAN1: No, it's a – Yeah. Oh, I know what you're doing. You're testing the limits of 
my feminism. I will have you know that I am perfectly fine putting my life in the 
hands of a female pilot. 
PILOT: Hi, folks. This is your captain. 
MAN1: Oh, thank God. 
MAN2: Mm-hmm. 
PILOT: Our flight time to Turks and Caicos is six hours, 24 minutes. Flight 
attendants, prepare for takeoff. 
MAN2: All right. Time to take that special flying medicine Ronaldo gave us. 
MAN1: Yes, what does "cuidado" mean? 
MAN2: I think it means "sleep tight"? I don't know. 
MAN1: Oh, well, cheers! 
MAN2: “Cuidado”. 
What happened? Did we land? 
MAN1: Man, that stuff is good. 
PILOT: Bad news, folks, we have had some mechanical issues, and we will need to 
head back to the gate. 
MAN2: Okay, any time you head back to the gate, that means your flight's not taking 
off. All right, gather your things. We're gonna need to scramble - to find another one.