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I can't believe
you would actually say that.
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I would much rather be Mr. Peanut
than Mr. Salty.
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No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor, all right?
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He's gotta be, like,
the toughest snack there is.
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I don't know. You don't
wanna mess with corn nuts.
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They're crazy.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You gotta come see this.
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There's some creep out there
with a telescope.
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[RACHEL GASPS]
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I can't believe it. He's looking right at us.
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Oh, that is so sick.
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I feel violated.
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And not in a good way.
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How can people do that?
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[ALL GROANING AND SCOFFING]
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Oh, you guys, look.
Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots.
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I'm telling you, years from now,
school children will study it...
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...as one of the greatest
first dates of all time.
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It was unbelievable.
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We could totally be ourselves.
We didn't have to play any games.
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- So have you called her yet?
- Let her know I like her? Are you insane?
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Guys. It's gross.
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It's the next day.
How needy do I wanna seem?
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I'm right. Right?
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- Let her dangle.
- Yeah, definitely.
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Oh.
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I can't believe my parents
are pressuring me...
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...to find one of you people.
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God. Come on. Just do it.
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Call her. Stop being so testosterone-y.
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Which, by the way,
is the real San Francisco treat.
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- I got her machine.
- Her answering machine?
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No, interestingly enough,
her leaf blower picked up.
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So, um, why didn't you say anything?
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Oh, no, no, no. Last time I left
a spontaneous message...
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...I ended up using the phrase,
"Yes, indeed-io."
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MONICA: Look, it's Rachel and Barry.
No, no, don't everybody look at once.
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- Okay, okay. What's going on?
- Okay, they're just talking.
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Yeah, well, does he look upset?
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Does he look like
he was just told to shove anything?
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No. No, actually, he's smiling.
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Oh, my God. Don't do that.
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What? What? What?
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That man across the street
just kicked that pigeon.
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Oh.
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And basically, that's how
a bill becomes a law.
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GROUP:
Oh.
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- See? Hey, Rach.
- Hey.
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How'd it go?
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You know, it was, uh...
It was actually really great.
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Took me to lunch
at the Russian Tea Room.
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I had that chicken, you know,
where you poke it and butter squirts out.
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Not a good day for birds.
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And then we took a walk to Bendel's.
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And I told him not to, but he got me
a little bottle of Chanel.
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That's nice. Now was that before
or after you told him...
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...to stop calling, stop sending you flowers
and to generally leave you alone, huh?
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Right. Well, we never actually got to that.
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Oh, it was just so nice to see him again,
you know? It was...
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It was comfortable and it was familiar.
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It was just nice.
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That's "nice" twice.
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Rachel, what's going on?
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Isn't this the same Barry
who you left at the altar?
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Duh. Where have you been?
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Yeah, but it was different with him today.
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He wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy,
you know?
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I mean, we had fun.
Is there anything wrong with that?
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Yes.
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- Why?
- I have my reasons.
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Okay, how about the fact that
he's engaged to another woman...
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...who just happens to be
your ex-best friend?
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All right. All right, all right, all right.
I know it's stupid.
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I'll go see him this afternoon
and I will just put an end to it.
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Wow.
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- Wow.
- Ha, ha.
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Yeah.
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I'm not crazy, right?
I mean, it was never like that.
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No, it wasn't.
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Oh. It was so nice
having this little sink here.
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"Oh, Danielle,
I wasn't expecting the machine.
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Give me a call when you get a chance."
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Bye-bye.
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Oh, God.
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That's what you've been working on
for the past two hours?
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Hey, I've been honing.
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What was with the dishes?
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Oh, uh, I wanted her to think
I might be in a restaurant...
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...you know,
I might have some kind of life.
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Like I haven't been sitting around here
honing for the last two hours?
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He's doing it again.
The guy with the telescope.
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PHOEBE:
Oh, my God.
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Oh. Go away.
Stop looking in here!
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Great. Now he's waving back.
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We gotta do something
about that guy.
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This morning, I caught him
looking into our apartment.
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It creeps me out. I feel like I can't do stuff.
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What kind of stuff?
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Will you grow up?
I'm not talking about sexy stuff...
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...but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
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You cook naked?
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Yeah, toast, oatmeal.
Nothing that spatters.
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What are you looking at me for?
I didn't know that.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, I just...
Oh, Barry, this was not good.
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No, it was. It was very, very good.
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- What about Mindy?
- Oh, way better than Mindy.
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No, not that.
I mean, what about you and Mindy?
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Oh. If you want,
I'll just break it off with her.
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No. No, no, no.
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No, don't do that. Not for me.
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BERNICE: Dr. Farber,
Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
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Thanks, Bernice.
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Let's go away this weekend.
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Oh, Barry. Come on. This is all way too...
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No, we can go to Aruba.
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When I went there on what
would've been our honeymoon...
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...it was, uh... It was really nice.
You would've liked it.
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I had a bra.
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Hey, Dr. Farber.
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All right, Miss Green,
everything looks fine.
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Yep, I think we're starting to see
some real progress here.
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- What?
- I'm 12, I'm not stupid.
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- Can I use your phone?
- Yeah.
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Uh, but for future reference,
um, that thing in your hand...
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...can also be used as a phone.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Yes, it's working.
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Why isn't she calling me back?
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Maybe she never got your message.
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You know, you could call her machine,
and if she has a lot of beeps...
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...that means she probably
didn't get her messages yet.
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- You don't think that makes me seem...?
- Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?
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Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
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- How many beeps?
- She answered.
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You see, this is where you'd use
that "hello" word we talked about.
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I'm not going to.
She obviously got my message...
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...and is choosing not to call me.
Now I'm needy and snubbed.
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God, I miss just being needy.
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GROUP:
Hey.
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So how'd he take it?
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Pretty well, actually.
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Uh, Rach. How come you have
dental floss in your hair?
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Oh, do I?
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We ended up having sex in his chair.
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You had sex in his chair?
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I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?
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You had what?
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Sex in his chair.
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What?
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know.
I mean, we still care about each other.
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There's a history there.
It's like you and Carol.
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No. No, no.
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It's nothing like me and Carol.
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Please. If she said to you,
"Ross, I want you on this couch...
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...right here, right now,"
what would you say?
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If it helps I could slide over.
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It's a totally different situation.
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It's apples and oranges.
It's orthodontists and lesbians...
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I gotta go.
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- Where are you going?
- I just have to go, all right?
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Do I need a reason, huh?
I have things to do with my life.
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I have a jam-packed schedule.
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And I am late for keeping up with it,
okay?
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello? Hello?
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[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
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Hello?
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Huh. Mindy.
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Hi. Hey, how are you?
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Yes, yes, I heard. Congratulations.
That is so great.
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Really, oh, God...
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Okay.
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Okay, I'm working tomorrow...
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...but if you want,
you can come by if you'd like.
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Okay.
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Great.
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All right.
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So I'll see you tomorrow.
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Okay. Bye.
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Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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So how's Mindy?
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Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow.
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Oh, she sounded really weird.
I gotta call Barry.
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Hi, it's me. I just... Ha! Mindy.
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Mindy. Hi.
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No, I figured that's where you'd be.
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[MIMICKING PHONE]
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Hell is filled with people like you.
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He's back. The peeper's back.
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- Get down.
- Get down?
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And boogie.
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Thanks, but I gotta go to work
and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.
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Relax. She may not even know.
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Please, I haven't heard from her
in seven months, and now she calls me.
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I mean, what else is it about?
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She was my best friend, you guys.
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We went to camp together...
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...she taught me how to kiss...
- Yeah?
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Now, you know,
I'm, like, the other woman.
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- Ugh, I feel so...
- Naughty.
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- I'll see you guys later.
- I'll walk out with you.
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When she taught you to kiss,
you were at camp...
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...and were you wearing
any kind of little uniform or...?
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That's fine, yeah.
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Okay, I'm gonna go the bathroom.
Will you watch my phone?
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- Why don't you just take it with you?
- Hey.
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We haven't been on a second date.
She needs to hear me pee?
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Why don't you just call her?
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I can't call her. I left a message.
I have some pride.
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- Do you?
- No.
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Danielle, hi.
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Hi, it's Chandler.
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I'm fine. Ahem.
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Uh, listen...
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I don't know if you tried to call me
because, uh, idiot that I am...
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...I accidentally shut off my phone.
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Ahem. Oh, okay. That's fine.
That's great. Okay.
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She's on the other line.
She's gonna call me back.
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She's on the other line,
gonna call me back.
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- Don't you have to pee?
- That's why I'm dancing.
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- Mindy.
- Hey, you.
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Hey, you.
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So, what's up?
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Um, we should really be sitting for this.
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Hmm.
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Sure we should.
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[SIGHS]
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- So...
- Now, I know things have been weird lately.
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But you're my oldest friend,
except for Laurie Schaefer...
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...who I don't talk to anymore...
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...because she's bitter
that she lost the weight...
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...and it turns out,
she doesn't have a pretty face.
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Okay, I'm gonna just ask you this once,
and I want a straight answer.
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Okay.
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[SIGHS]
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Will you be my maid of honor?
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- Of course!
- Oh, that's so great!
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It is! It is!
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[BOTH SCREAMING]
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- Is that all you wanted to ask?
- That's all.
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[BOTH SHOUTING]
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[CRYING]
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What? What?
246
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,219
That's not all.
247
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- Oh, sure it is.
- Oh, no, it isn't. No.
248
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,227
I think Barry's seeing someone
in the city.
249
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What would make you think that?
250
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,984
Well, ever since we announced
the engagement, he's acted weird.
251
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,821
And then last night, he came home
smelling like Chanel.
252
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,700
Really?
253
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,621
Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better...
254
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...when Barry and I got engaged,
he went through a weird thing too.
255
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,835
Oh, God.
You see, that's what I was afraid of.
256
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- What? What's what you were afraid of?
- Okay, okay.
257
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When Barry was engaged to you,
he and I...
258
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...kind of had a little thing on the side.
259
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- What?
- I know, I know.
260
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When he proposed to me,
everyone said, "Don't do it.
261
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He's gonna do to you what he did
to Rachel." And now I feel so stupid.
262
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Ha, ha.
263
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Hmm. Oh, Mindy.
264
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Oh, you are so stupid.
265
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Oh, we are both so stupid.
266
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What do you mean?
267
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- Smell familiar?
MINDY: Oh, no.
268
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RACHEL:
Mm-hm.
269
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
270
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,341
Oh, no, me. I am so sorry.
271
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No, I am sorry. I'm sorry.
272
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Oh, my.
273
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Four letters, "circle or hoop."
274
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Ring, damn it, ring.
275
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Thanks.
276
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You know our phone's not working?
277
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What?
278
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,419
I tried to call you from the coffee shop.
There was no answer.
279
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I turned it off.
280
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Mother of God, I turned it off.
281
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Just like you told her you did.
282
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Just pointing out the irony.
283
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,433
So listen, I went across the street
and talked to the doorman.
284
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I got the peeper's name.
Can I use the phone?
285
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[GRUNTS]
286
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Can I use your phone?
287
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,904
Yeah, the number
for a Sidney Marks, please.
288
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"Heating device."
289
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Radiator.
290
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Five letters.
291
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"Rdtor."
292
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Yeah, is Sidney there?
293
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:28,880
Oh, this is?
294
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- Sidney's a woman.
- So she's a woman, so what?
295
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,469
Yeah, yeah, so what?
296
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,345
Look, I live across the street...
297
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,806
...and I know all about you
and your telescope.
298
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And I don't appreciate it, okay?
299
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,895
Yeah, I can see you right now. Hello?
300
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Look, if I wanna walk around my apartment
in my underwear...
301
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...I shouldn't have to feel like...
Thank you.
302
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That's not really the point.
303
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The point is, that...
304
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- Mostly free-weights, but occasionally...
- Joey.
305
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Yeah, my neighbor. Yeah, the brunette.
306
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,753
She said you looked pretty that day
in the green dress.
307
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The green dress? Really?
308
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She said you looked like Ingrid Bergman
that day.
309
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Heh. No.
310
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
312
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- You got a second?
- Sure, sure.
313
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Come on...
314
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...in.
315
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,817
Hello, sweetheart.
316
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:36,405
- What you guys doing here?
- Uh, we are here to break up with you.
317
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Both of you?
318
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:43,329
We think you're a horrible human being,
and bad things should happen to you.
319
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God, I am so sorry.
320
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I'm an idiot. I was weak.
I couldn't help myself.
321
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:54,006
Whatever I did, I only did
because I love you so much.
322
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Uh, which one of us
are you talking to there, Bar?
323
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Um...
324
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Mindy.
325
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Mindy, of course, Mindy.
It was always Mindy.
326
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Even when we were having sex
in that chair?
327
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I swear, look, whatever I was doing,
I was always thinking of you.
328
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,402
Oh, please.
329
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,947
During that second time, you couldn't
have picked her out of a lineup.
330
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You did it twice?
331
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Well, the first time didn't really count.
You know, it was Barry.
332
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Oh, right.
333
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,831
Honey, baby, sweetheart, look...
334
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Just give me another chance, okay?
335
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,128
We'll start all over again.
We'll go back to Aruba.
336
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What do you say?
337
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BERNICE [OVER INTERCOM]:
Dr. Farber, we've got an emergency here.
338
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,220
Jason Castalano's
choking on his retainer.
339
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:44,265
Oh, God. Uh, I'll be right there, Bernice.
340
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,726
Look, please,
please don't go anywhere, okay?
341
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- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
342
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,232
Okay, and we'll be here, hating you.
343
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,153
See how he was sweating
when he walked out of here?
344
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,697
If I'm hogging the ball,
you jump right in there...
345
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,576
...and take a couple of punches.
Because I'm telling you, this feels great.
346
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,622
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
I'm still gonna marry him.
347
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,917
What are you talking about?
348
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,878
Mindy, the guy is the devil.
349
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,214
He is Satan in a smock.
350
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,883
Look, I know he's not perfect.
351
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,384
[GRUNTS]
352
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,972
But the truth is,
at the end of the day...
353
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...I still really wanna be...
354
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...Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber...
355
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...D.D.S.
356
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Oh, God.
357
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,737
I hope you can find some way
to be happy for me.
358
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,365
And I hope you'll still be
my maid of honor.
359
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,702
And I hope Barry doesn't kill you
and eat you in Aruba.
360
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,503
You okay?
361
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,296
Yeah.
362
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,590
Really?
363
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,592
Yeah.
364
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,512
You know, ever since I ran out on Barry
at the wedding...
365
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,640
...I have wondered
whether I made the right choice.
366
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,059
Oh. And now I know.
367
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:12,853
MONICA:
I'm so glad.
368
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,776
Big day.
369
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,621
All right, I'll give you this:
Mr. Peanut is a better dresser.
370
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,833
I mean, he's got the monocle,
he's got the top hat...
371
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,876
Did you know he's gay?
372
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:43,092
I just wanna clarify this.
Are you outing Mr. Peanut?
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- Chandler?
- Danielle, hi.
374
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,765
Everybody, this is Danielle.
Danielle, everybody.
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00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,142
GROUP:
Hi.
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00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,728
- What are you doing here?
- I've been calling you...
377
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:55,938
...but it turns out
I had your number wrong.
378
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:59,442
And when I finally got the right one
from Information, there was no answer.
379
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:02,611
So I thought I'd just come down here
and make sure you were okay.
380
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:05,406
Oh, uh, I'm okay.
381
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,117
Listen, uh, maybe we could
get together later?
382
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:11,620
That sounds good. I'll call you.
Or you call me, whatever.
383
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:12,955
- You know.
- Ha, ha.
384
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,498
- You got it.
CHANDLER: Okay.
385
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- Bye, everybody.
GROUP: Bye.
386
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,046
Woo-hoo! Yeah, there you go.
387
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,006
Second date.
388
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,924
I don't know.
389
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:25,301
RACHEL:
You don't know?
390
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:29,221
Oh, she seems nice, but that thing
about her coming all the way here...
391
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,808
...just to see if I was okay?
I mean, how needy is that?
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[ALL GROANING]
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