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Everybody. Shh. Uh, Central Perk
is proud to present...
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...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay.
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PHOEBE:
Thanks.
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Hi. Um, I wanna start with a song
that's about that moment...
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...when you suddenly realize
what life is really all about.
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Okay, here we go.
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Okay. Thank you very much.
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CHANDLER:
What...?
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Oh, great. This is just...
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This is so cool, you guys.
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The entire city's blacked out.
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Mom says it's Manhattan,
Brooklyn and Queens...
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...and doesn't know when
it'll be back on.
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PHOEBE: Wow.
RACHEL: You guys, this is big.
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Pants and a sweater.
Why, Mom?
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Who will I meet in a blackout?
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Power-company guys?
Eligible looters?
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Can we talk about this later? Okay.
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Can I borrow the phone?
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I wanna call my apartment
and check on my grandma.
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What's my number?
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I never call me.
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CHANDLER [THINKING]:
Oh, my God. It's her.
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It's that Victoria Secret model.
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Something Goodacre.
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Hi, Mom, it's Jill.
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She's right. It's Jill.
Jill Goodacre.
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Oh, my God.
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I am trapped in an ATM vestibule
with Jill Goodacre.
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Is it a vestibule?
Maybe it's an atrium?
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Yeah, that is the part
to focus on, you idiot.
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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck
at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
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Jill says vestibule...
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...I'm going with vestibule.
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JILL:
I'm fine.
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No, I'm not alone.
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I don't know. Some guy.
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Oh, some guy. I am some guy.
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Hey, Jill, I saw you
with some guy last night.
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Yes, he was some guy.
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JOEY:
Hey, everyone.
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Officiating at tonight's blackout
is Rabbi Tribbiani.
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Chandler's old roommate was Jewish, and
these are the only candles we have...
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...so happy Hanukkah.
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PHOEBE: Ooh, look. Ugly Naked Guy
lit a bunch of candles.
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ALL:
Ooh.
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Oh!
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Ooh. That had to hurt.
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CHANDLER [THINKING]: All right, all right.
It's been 14 and a half minutes...
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...and you still haven't said
one word. Oh, God.
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Do something.
Just make contact. Smile.
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There you go.
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You're definitely scaring her.
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Uh, would you like to call somebody?
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Yeah, about 300 guys I went
to high school with.
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Yeah, thanks.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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- It's me.
- It's Chandler.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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[MUMBLING]
I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule...
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...with Jill Goodacre.
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What?
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[MUMBLING]
I'm stuck...
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...in an ATM vestibule...
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...with Jill Goodacre.
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I have no idea what you said.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Put Joey on the phone.
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What's up, man?
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[MUMBLING]
I'm stuck...
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...in an ATM vestibule...
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...with Jill Goodacre.
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Oh, my God.
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He's trapped in an ATM vestibule
with Jill Goodacre.
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Chandler, listen.
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[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
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[IN NORMAL VOICE] Yeah, like that thought
never entered my mind.
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RACHEL:
Come on, somebody.
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MONICA:
I'll go. I'll go.
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Okay, um, senior year of college,
on a pool table.
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JOEY: Ooh.
- Pool table?
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That's my sister.
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Okay, okay.
My weirdest place would have to be...
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...the women's room on the second floor
of the New York City Public Library.
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Oh, my God. What were you
doing in a library?
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- Pheebs, what about you?
- Oh, um, Milwaukee.
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Uh, Ross?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Disneyland, 1989.
"It's a small world after all."
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No way.
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The, uh, ride broke down...
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...so Carol and I went behind a couple
of those mechanical Dutch children.
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They fixed the ride, and we were asked
never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
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Ooh. Rachel?
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I already went.
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- You did not go.
- Yes, I did.
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MONICA:
Tell us. Come on.
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All right, uh, the weirdest place
would have to be...
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...the foot of the bed.
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- Step back.
- We have a winner.
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I've never had a relationship
with that kind of passion.
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Where you have to have somebody right
there in the middle of a theme park.
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It was the only thing to do there
that didn't have a line.
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Well, Barry wouldn't even kiss me
on a miniature-golf course.
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- Come on.
- No.
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He said we were holding up
the people behind us.
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And you didn't marry him because?
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Do you think there are people
that go through life...
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...never having that kind of?
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- Probably.
- Really?
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I'll tell you something.
Passion is way overrated.
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- Yeah, right.
- It is.
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Eventually, it kind of burns out.
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But hopefully what you're left
with is trust and security and, uh...
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In my ex-wife's case,
lesbianism.
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For all those people who miss out
on that, uh, passion thing...
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...there's other good stuff.
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Okay.
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But, um, I don't think that'll be you.
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- You don't?
- Mm-mm.
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See, I see, uh...
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...big passion in your future.
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- Really?
- Mm-hm.
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- You do?
- I do.
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Ross, you're so great.
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ROSS:
Ah.
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It's never gonna happen.
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- What?
- You and Rachel.
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[CHUCKLES]
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[STUTTERS]
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Why not?
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Because you waited too long
to make your move...
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...and now you're in the "Friend Zone."
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No, no, no.
I'm not in the Zone.
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No, Ross.
You're mayor of the Zone.
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Look, I'm taking my time, all right?
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I'm laying the groundwork.
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Every day I get
a little bit closer to, uh...
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Priesthood.
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Ross, I'm telling you, she has
no idea what you're thinking.
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If you don't ask her out soon,
you'll end up stuck in the Zone forever.
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I will, I will.
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I'm waiting for the, uh, right moment.
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What?
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- What, now?
- Yeah.
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What's messing you up?
The wine?
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The candles? The moonlight? Huh?
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You gotta go up to her and say,
"Look, Rachel, I think..."
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- Shh!
- Shh!
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- What are we shushing?
- We're shushing...
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...because we're trying to
hear something.
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- What?
- Uh, don't you hear that?
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Ah.
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- See?
- Huh.
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- Would you like some gum?
- Oh. Is it sugarless?
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- Uh, sorry, it's not.
- Then, no, thanks.
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CHANDLER [THINKING]:
What the hell was that?
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Mental note: If Jill Goodacre
offers you gum, you take it.
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If she offers you mangled
animal carcass, you take it.
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PHOEBE [SINGING]:
New York City has no power
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And the milk is getting sour
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But to me it is not scary
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'Cause I stay away from dairy
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La-la
La-la-la-la-la
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- Here goes.
- You'll do it?
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- I'll do it.
- Want help?
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You come out there,
you're a dead man.
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Ross, Ross.
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Good luck, man.
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Thanks.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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JOEY: Where you going?
MONICA: Outside.
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You can't go out there.
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- Why not?
- Because of, uh, the reason.
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And that would be?
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I, uh... I can't tell you.
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What's going on?
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Okay, listen. You gotta promise you'll
never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
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- About what?
- He's planning your birthday party.
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Oh, my God. I love him.
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You better act surprised.
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- About what?
- My surprise party.
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- What surprise party?
- Oh, stop it. Joey already told me.
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Well, he didn't tell me.
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Don't look at me.
This is Ross' thing.
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This is so typical. I'm always
the last to know everything.
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- You are not. We tell you stuff.
- Uh-huh.
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I was the last one to know when Chandler
got bit by the peacock at the zoo.
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I was the last to know you had a crush
on Joey when he was moving in.
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What?
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Oh. Looks like I was second to last.
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It's so nice.
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Hey, I have a question.
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Uh, actually, it's not
so much a question...
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...it's more of a general wondering...
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...ment.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Here goes.
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Um, well, for a while now,
I've been wanting to, um...
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- Oh.
- Yes, that's right.
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Look at that little kitty.
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What?
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[YELLS]
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ALL [SINGING]: I'm on the top of the world
Looking down on creation
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And the only explanation I can find
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Is the love that I found
Ever since you've been around
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All right, this is just Bactine.
It won't hurt.
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Ow. Ow.
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Sorry, that was wax.
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Poor little Tootie's scared.
We should find his owner.
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Why not put "poor little Tootie"
in the hall?
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During a blackout?
She'll get trampled.
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Yeah?
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You know, on second thought,
gum would be perfection.
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CHANDLER [THINKING]:
Gum would be perfection?
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Gum would be perfection.
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Could've said, "Gum would be nice."
"I'll have a stick." But, no.
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For me, gum is perfection.
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I loathe myself.
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Oh, no, the Mellons.
They hate all living things, right?
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PHOEBE:
Oh.
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Hi. We just found this cat...
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...and we're looking for the owner.
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Um, yeah, it's, uh... It's mine.
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He seems to hate you.
Are you sure?
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Yeah. It's my cat. Give me my cat.
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Wait a minute. What's his name?
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Um, Bob... Buttons.
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- Bob Buttons?
- Uh-huh.
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Bob Buttons.
Here, Bob Buttons.
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Oh!
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You are a very bad man.
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You owe me a cat.
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RACHEL:
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Here, kitty, kitty.
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Where did you go,
little kitty, kitty, kitty?
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Kitty, kitty, kitty.
Come here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...
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Hi.
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[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
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Wow.
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Come on, lucky sixes.
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Everybody, this is Paolo.
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Paolo, I want you to meet my friends.
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- This is Monica...
- Hi.
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...and Joey...
MONICA: Hi.
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...and Ross.
MONICA: Hi.
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[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
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Ha, ha. He doesn't speak much English.
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Monopoly.
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Look at that.
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So, uh...
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Where did, uh, Paolo come from?
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Italy, I think. Heh.
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No, I mean tonight, in the building?
Suddenly into our lives?
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The cat turned out to be
Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny?
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That is funny. And Rachel
keeps touching him.
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I looked all over the building
and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.
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Oh, I found him.
It was Paolo's cat.
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Ah. Well, there you go.
Last to know again.
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And I'm guessing, since nobody
told me, this is Paolo?
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Oh. Paolo, this is Phoebe.
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[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
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You betcha.
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CHANDLER [THINKING]:
All right. Okay. What next?
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Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.
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It's got a, uh, boyish charm.
It's impish.
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Here we go.
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Nice going, imp.
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Okay. It's okay. All I need to do is...
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...reach over and put it
back in my mouth.
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Good save.
We're back on track and I'm...
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...chewing someone else's gum.
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This is not my gum.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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And now you're choking.
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Are you all right?
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Oh, my God.
You're choking.
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Better?
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Yes.
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Thank you. That was...
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That was...
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Perfection?
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[SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
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[MIMICKING PAOLO]
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[RACHEL LAUGHS]
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What'd he say that was so funny?
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I have absolutely no idea.
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That's classic.
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My God, you guys.
What am I doing?
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This is so un-me.
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If you want, I'll do it.
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I know. I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
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But I won't.
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God. The first time he smiled at me...
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...those three seconds were more exciting
than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
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Did you rent mopeds?
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Because I've heard...
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Oh, it's not about that right now. Okay.
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I know it's totally superficial,
and we have nothing in common...
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...and we don't even speak
the same language...
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...but, God.
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Paolo, hi.
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- Ross.
- Listen, uh...
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Listen, um, heh,
something you should, uh, know.
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Rachel and I are...
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We're kind of a thing.
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- Thing?
- Thing. Yes, thing.
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- You have the sex?
- No.
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No, no. Um, technically,
the sex is not being had. But that's, uh...
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That's not the point.
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The point is that, uh,
Rachel and I should be, uh...
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Well, Rachel and I
should be together.
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And if you get in the, uh...
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- In bed?
- No.
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Ha. No, not where I was going.
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If you get in the way of us
becoming a thing...
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...then, uh, I would be, well, very sad.
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Oh.
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So do you, um?
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[BOTH SPEAK IN ITALIAN]
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- You do know a little English?
- Little.
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Do you know the word crap-weasel?
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No? That's funny,
you are a huge crap-weasel.
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Chandler, we've been here for an hour
doing this. Watch, it's easy.
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- Ready?
- Mm-hm.
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Okay? Now try it.
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You gotta whip it.
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Look, look. The last candle's
about to burn out.
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Ten, nine, eight, seven...
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...minus 46, minus 47,
minus 48...
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ROSS: Thank you.
MONICA: Thanks.
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ROSS:
Kind of spooky without any lights.
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[JOEY LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[ALL LAUGH MANIACALLY]
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ROSS:
Okay, guys, I have the definitive one.
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[ROSS LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
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[GROANS]
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Uh, Ross...
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This probably isn't the best time
to bring it up...
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...but you have to throw
a party for Monica.
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- This has been fun.
- Yes.
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Yes. Thanks for, uh, letting me
use your phone...
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...and for saving my life.
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Well, goodbye, Chandler.
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I had a great blackout.
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See you.
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Hi. Um, I'm account number 7143457.
And I don't know if you got any of that...
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...but I would really
like a copy of the tape.
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