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What you guys don't understand is...
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...for us, kissing is as important
as any part of it.
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Yeah, right.
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You serious?
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Oh, yeah.
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Everything you need to know
is in that first kiss.
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- Absolutely.
- Yeah, I think, for us...
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...kissing is pretty much
like an opening act.
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I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian
you have to sit through...
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...before Pink Floyd comes out.
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Yeah, and it's not that
we don't like the comedian.
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It's just that that's not...
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...why we bought the ticket.
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See, the problem is, though...
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...after the concert's over,
no matter how great the show was...
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...you girls are always looking
for the comedian again.
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I mean, we're in the car,
we're fighting traffic...
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...basically just trying to stay awake.
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Yeah, well, word of advice:
Bring back the comedian.
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Otherwise, you're gonna find yourself...
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...sitting at home
listening to that album alone.
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Are we still talking about sex?
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ROSS:
No, it's good. It is good.
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It's just that,
doesn't she seem a little angry?
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Well, she has issues.
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Does she?
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He's out banging other women
over the head with a club...
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...while she sits at home trying to get
the mastodon smell out of the carpet.
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Marsha, see, these are cave people.
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Okay, they have issues like:
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"Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close."
See?
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Speaking of issues,
isn't that your ex-wife?
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- No, no.
- Yes, it is. Carol, hi.
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ROSS:
Okay. Yes. Yes, it is.
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How about I'll catch up with you
in the Ice Age?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So...
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You look great.
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I hate that.
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Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.
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Well, you know, in here, anyone who...
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...stands erect...
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- So, what's new? Still a...
- A lesbian?
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Well...
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You never know.
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How's, um...? How's the family?
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Marty's still totally paranoid.
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- Oh, and...
- Carol, why are you here, Carol?
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- I'm pregnant.
- Pregnant.
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Oh. Looks like she didn't leave
in such a hurry after all.
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I think this is the episode
of Three's Company...
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...where's there's some kind
of misunderstanding.
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Then I've already seen this one.
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Are you through with that? Thanks.
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Yeah, sorry, the swallowing
slowed me down.
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Whose little ball of paper is this?
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Oh, that would be mine.
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See, I wrote a note to myself,
then I didn't need it.
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So I balled it up
and now I wish I was dead.
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[SCOFFS]
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She already fluffed that pillow.
Monica, you know, you already fluffed...
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But it's fine.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I don't want to give them
any more ammunition than they have.
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Yes, we know how cruel
a parent can be...
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...about the flatness of a child's pillow.
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Monica? Hi. Um...
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Monica, um, you're scaring me.
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I mean, you're, like, all chaotic
and twirly, you know?
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Not in a good way.
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Yeah, calm down.
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You don't see Ross getting all chaotic
and twirly every time they come.
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That's because, as far as my parents are
concerned, Ross can do no wrong.
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You see, he's the prince.
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Apparently they had some big ceremony
before I was born.
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Ew, ew, ew.
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- What?
- Ugly Naked Guy got a ThighMaster.
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Ew.
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- Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
- Yeah, it's beautiful.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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- Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
- No, don't touch that.
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Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough
having to give it back to him.
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"Hi, Barry, remember me? I'm the girl...
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...that stomped on your heart
in front of your entire family"
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Oh, God. Now I'm gonna have to
return the ring, without the ring...
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...which makes it so much harder.
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Easy, Rach, we'll find it. Won't we?
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- Oh, yeah.
MONICA: Okay, look.
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When did you have it on last?
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Doy. Probably right before she lost it.
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You don't get a lot of "doy" these days.
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I know I had it this morning.
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I know I had it when I was
in the kitchen with...
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Dinah?
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Oh, don't be mad.
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- You didn't.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I gave you one job.
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Oh, but look how straight
those noodles are.
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Monica, you know that's not how you look
for an engagement ring in a lasagna.
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I just can't do it.
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Boys?
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We're going in.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Hi.
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Oh, that is not a happy "hi."
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Carol's pregnant.
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Oh, I found it.
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Well, what...? What?
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Yeah.
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Do that for another two hours...
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...you might be where I am
right about now.
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Kind of puts that whole pillow thing
in perspective, huh, Mon?
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Well, now, how do you fit
into this whole thing?
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Well, Carol says she and Susan
want me to be involved.
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But if I'm not comfortable with it,
I don't have to be involved.
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Basically, it's totally up to me.
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She is so great. I miss her.
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What does she mean by "involved"?
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I mean, presumably,
the biggest part of your job is done.
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Anyway, they want me
to go down to this...
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...sonogram thing with them tomorrow.
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So, what are you gonna do?
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I have no idea.
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No matter what I do, though,
I'm still gonna be a father.
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[JOEY CLANGING UTENSILS]
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Well, this is still ruined, right?
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Oh. Martha Lugwin's daughter
is gonna call you.
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Mm. What's that curry taste?
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Curry.
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Mm.
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I think they're great. I really do.
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You remember the Lugwins?
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The big one had a thing for you,
didn't she?
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They all had a thing for him.
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Oh, Mom.
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I'm sorry.
Why is this girl going to call me?
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Oh, she just graduated, and she wants
to be something in cooking or food...
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...or I don't know.
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Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant,
so...
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No, Mom. I don't have a restaurant.
I work in a restaurant.
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Well, they don't have to know that.
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Ross, could you come and help me
with the spaghetti.
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Yes.
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Oh, we're having spaghetti. That's...
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...easy.
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I know this is going to sound
unbelievably selfish on my part...
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...but were you planning on bringing
up the whole baby/lesbian thing?
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Because I think it might take
some of the heat off me.
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What that Rachel did to her life.
We ran into her parents at the club.
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They were not playing very well.
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I'm not gonna tell you
what they spent on that wedding...
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...but $40,000 is a lot of money.
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Well, at least she had the chance
to leave a man at the altar.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Nothing.
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- It's an expression.
- No, it's not.
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Don't listen to your mother.
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You're independent
and you always have been.
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Even when you were a kid,
and you were chubby...
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...and you had no friends,
you were just fine.
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You'd read alone in your room.
And your puzzles...
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Look, there are people, like Ross,
who need to shoot for the stars.
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With his museum and his papers
getting published.
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Other people are satisfied
with staying where they are.
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I'm telling you, these are the people
who never get cancer.
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And I read about these women
trying to have it all, and I thank God...
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...our little Harmonica
doesn't seem to have that problem.
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So, Ross, what's going on with you?
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Any stories? No news, no little
anecdotes to share with the folks?
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Okay, okay.
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Ahem. Look, I, uh... I realize you guys
have been wondering...
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...what exactly happened
between Carol and me.
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And so, well, here's the deal.
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Carol's a lesbian.
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She's living with a woman named Susan.
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She's pregnant with my child.
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And she and Susan
are going to raise the baby.
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And you knew about this?
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Your folks are really that bad, huh?
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Well, you know, these people are pros.
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They know what they're doing.
They take their time.
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They get the job done.
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Boy, I know they say that
you can't change your parents.
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Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.
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Must pee.
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You know, it's even worse
when you're twins.
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- You're a twin?
- Oh, yeah. We don't speak.
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She's like this high-powered,
driven, career-type.
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- What does she do?
- She's a waitress.
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All right. You guys,
I kind of gotta clean up now.
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Chandler, you're an only child, right?
You don't have any of this.
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Well, no, although I did
have an imaginary friend...
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...who my parents actually preferred.
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RACHEL:
Hit the lights, please.
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How long was I in there?
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I'm just cleaning up.
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Oh, do you, uh...?
Do you need any help?
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Um, okay, sure. Thanks.
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[SIGHS]
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Anyway...
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So you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
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- Oh, a little.
- Mm-hm.
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- A lot.
- Mm-hm.
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So got any advice?
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You know, as someone
who's recently been dumped.
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Well, you may want to steer clear
of the word "dumped."
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Chances are he's going to be this
broken shell of a man. You know?
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So you should try not to look too terrific.
I know it'll be hard.
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Or, you know, hey, I'll go down there,
and I'll give Barry back his ring.
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And you can go with Carol
and Susan to the OB-GYN.
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You've got Carol tomorrow.
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When did it get so complicated?
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Got me.
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- Remember when we were in high school?
- Yeah.
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I mean, didn't you think
you' were gonna meet someone...
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...fall in love, and that'd be it?
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[SCOFFS]
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- Ross?
- Yes, yes.
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Oh. Man. I never thought I'd be here.
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[ROSS CHUCKLES]
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Me neither.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.
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There was this big
dinosaur thing. Anyway...
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Hi.
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- Ross, you remember Susan.
- How could I forget?
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Ross.
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Hello, Susan. Good shake, good shake.
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So, uh, we're just waiting for?
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- Dr. Oberman.
- Dr. Oberman. Okay, and is he...?
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- She.
- Of course, "she."
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She, uh, familiar
with our special situation?
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Yes, and she's very supportive.
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Great. Okay, that's great. Heh.
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No, I'm...
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CAROL:
Thanks.
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Quack, quack...
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...quack, quack, quack.
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Ross?
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That opens my cervix.
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- Barry?
BARRY: Come on in.
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Are you sure?
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BARRY: It's fine, it's fine.
Robbie's gonna be here for hours.
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Huh?
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So how are you doing?
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I'm...
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I'm okay.
246
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,797
You look great.
247
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Yeah, well...
248
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RECEPTIONIST [OVER SPEAKER]:
Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan's gagging.
249
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,596
Be right there. I'll be back in a second.
250
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,186
I dumped him.
251
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,814
Okay.
252
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,573
Oh!
253
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:42,125
- Ross.
- So, um...? So how's this going to work...
254
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,918
...ahem, you know, with us?
255
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,046
You know, when, like, important
decisions have to be made?
256
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,715
Give me a "for instance."
257
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,591
Well, I don't know. Okay, okay.
258
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,136
- How about with the baby's name?
- Marlon...
259
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:57,181
- Marlon.
...if it's a boy. Minnie, if it's a girl.
260
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As in "Mouse"?
261
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As in my grandmother.
262
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,734
Still, you say "Minnie,"
you hear "Mouse."
263
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,404
How about, um...
264
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:13,489
How about "Julia"?
265
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Julia.
266
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:16,784
We agreed on Minnie.
267
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It's funny, um, we agreed
we'd spend our lives together.
268
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,790
Things change. Roll with the punches.
269
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,251
I believe Julia's on the table.
270
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,714
Oh. Sorry about that.
271
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,344
So, what have you been up to?
272
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,389
Oh. Not much.
273
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:41,392
- I got a job.
- Hey, that's great.
274
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:43,936
Why are you so tan?
275
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,189
Oh, I, uh...
276
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,649
I went to Aruba.
277
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,778
Oh, no.
You went on our honeymoon alone?
278
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,488
No.
279
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:58,493
See, uh, I went with...
280
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,412
- Now, this may hurt.
- Me?
281
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,872
No.
282
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:06,959
I went with Mindy.
283
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,462
Mindy?
284
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,714
My maid of honor, Mindy?
285
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,592
Yeah, well, we're kind of a thing now.
286
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,052
[CHUCKLES]
287
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,012
Well, I'm...
288
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,973
You got plugs.
289
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,018
Careful, careful.
They haven't quite taken yet.
290
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,979
And you got lenses.
291
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,899
But you hate sticking
your finger in your eye.
292
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,818
Not for her.
293
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,070
Oh.
294
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,074
Listen, I really wanted to thank you.
295
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,159
Okay.
296
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,995
About a month ago, I wanted to hurt you...
297
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,790
...more than I've ever
wanted to hurt anyone in my life.
298
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,416
And I'm an orthodontist.
299
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,710
Wow.
300
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,506
You know, you were right.
I mean, I thought we were happy.
301
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:54,757
We weren't happy.
302
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,261
But with Mindy...
303
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,847
...now I'm happy.
304
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:03,307
- Spit.
- What?
305
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,268
Me.
306
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,480
Anyway, um...
307
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:13,860
I guess, uh... I guess this belongs to you.
308
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,488
And thank you for giving it to me.
309
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,533
Well, thank you for giving it back.
310
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,746
Hello.
311
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,085
Oh, please. What's wrong with Helen?
312
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:32,420
Helen Geller?
313
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:37,216
- I don't think so.
- Hello, it's not gonna be Helen Geller.
314
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,801
Thank you.
315
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,761
No. I mean, it's not Geller.
316
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,055
What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?
317
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:48,936
No, actually, um, we talked about
Helen Willick Bunch.
318
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,773
Well, wait a minute.
Why is she in the title?
319
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,358
Because it's my baby too.
320
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,862
That's funny. Really? I don't remember
you making any sperm.
321
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,159
And we all know what
a challenge that is.
322
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,203
- Uh-huh. See?
- All right, you two, stop it.
323
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,747
No, no. She gets a credit.
Hey, I'm in there too.
324
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,918
Honestly. You're not actually suggesting
Helen Willick Bunch Geller.
325
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,711
I think that borders on child abuse.
326
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:17,715
Of course not.
I'm suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.
327
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,384
Oh, no. No, no, no.
You see what he's doing?
328
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,428
He knows no one
is gonna say all those names.
329
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,264
He knows they'll wind up calling her Geller.
Then he gets his way.
330
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,683
My way? You think this is my way?
331
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,437
Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined
this moment in my life being...
332
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,857
...this is not my way. You know what?
This is too hard.
333
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,069
Knock, knock.
How are we today? Any nausea?
334
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,154
- A little.
- Just a little.
335
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:46,577
Well, I was just wondering about the
mother-to-be, but, uh, thanks for sharing.
336
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:47,870
Uh, lie back.
337
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,289
You know what? I'm gonna go.
338
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:54,502
Um, I don't think I can be involved
in this particular family thing.
339
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,754
[BABY'S HEART BEATING
OVER SONOGRAM]
340
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,348
Oh, my God.
341
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,641
Look at that.
342
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,309
I know.
343
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,364
Well, isn't that amazing?
344
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,494
What are we supposed
to be seeing here?
345
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:34,208
I don't know, but I think it's about
to attack the Enterprise.
346
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,173
You know, if you tilt
your head
to the left and relax your eyes...
347
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,634
...it kind of looks like an old potato.
348
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,054
Then don't do that, all right?
349
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,474
Monica?
350
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,226
What do you think?
351
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,894
Mm-hm.
352
00:21:55,063 --> 00:21:56,522
Are you welling up?
353
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,982
- No.
- You are.
354
00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:00,443
- You are. You're welling up.
- No, I'm not.
355
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,779
- You're gonna be an aunt.
- Oh, shut up.
356
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,407
Hi, Mindy.
357
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,701
Hi, it's Rachel.
358
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,705
Yeah, I'm fine. I saw Barry today.
359
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,582
Oh, yeah, yeah, he told me.
360
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,501
No, it's okay. Really, it's okay.
361
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:21,380
I hope you two are very happy.
I really do.
362
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,759
And, Min, you know,
if everything works out...
363
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:29,096
...and you guys end up getting
married and having kids and everything...
364
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,683
...I just hope they have his
old hairline and your old nose.
365
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,983
Okay, I know it was a cheap shot,
but I feel so much better now.
366
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,991
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